Bedak Pureen

Hari ini Hari nangis. Tangisan Hari di sedari oleh Mingggu. Minggu bertanya kepada Hari. Hari menjawab, ” Aku nangis sebab Hokage ke-3 dah mati.”

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Dong Kumo <333 Lemonic

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ketagih dah sudah….

Beg Kelabu

Malam itu malam istimewa bagi kucing. Kucing rase sangat gembira sebab dye dapat jumpe Burung malam ni.

“Jumpe I di dahan pokok pisang pukul 9.00 malam ni”

Nota yang diterima itu disisip rapi dalam kolar berlocengnye. Kolar itu berbau harum. Tidak pernah baunya harum. Kecuali ketika botol berisi minyak wangi Dolce dan Kabana terjatuh ke atas kepala Kucing. Terjatuh. Sambil bergayut atas dahan, Kucing nampak Burung datang dari jauh. Kucing kemudian berpura-pura tidur. Tidur-tidur kucing, istilah bagi Kucing seorang sahaja. Hinggap di dahan dengan perlahan, penuh elegan kata Tupai. Burung patuk manja kepala Kucing, sekadar ingin mengejutkan Kucing. Kucing berpura-pura bangun tidur lama.

Berbual sudah, bersenda sudah, tibalah masa perpisahan. Kucing rasa berat nak lepaskan Burung, apakah ini pertemuan kali terakhir Kucing bersama Burung? Sebelum Burung mengembangkan sayap halusnya, Kucing beri madu. Burung sangat suka akan madu. Madu itu manis kata burung. Burung pun terbanglah ke alam angkasaraya nya, sambil dilihat Kucing dari jauh, Kucing seraya berkata, “Kau milik aku satu hari nanti.”.

Activ10 dan 8pax

Knape sistem msg satu sen dan stengah sen diperkenalkan?

Bagi aku, ianya kerna orang yg di 8pax/activ10 tu bole bermesej berpanjangan sampai jari kramp.

Atau mata kramp. Bole ke mata kramp? Tepuk dada tanya selera.

So semalam dan kelmarin aku mesej dengan rakan2 activ10 dan 8pax. Dan ape yang aku dapat?

Bila aku da besar kang…

Bila aku da besar kang, aku nak ade moto n dwet yg banyak. Ini krana dengan ade nye itu berdua, aku akan menyewa court futsal selama 2 jam untuk aku maen sorang2.

Knape?

Sbb bile aku ajak orang, banyak lak karenah dorag. Malas la, boring la, jauh la.

N bile dorang ajak aku, banyak gak karenah dorang. Xtaw mane umah kau, mls nk ajak la.

 

Oleh itu, aku akan berusaha ntok mencapai cita2 aku tue.

Random Stuffs =)

I was bored. While waiting for the Liverpool’s match to kickoff, i wandered around the internet. Upon it I stumbled around some random webs. So, here’s the webs. You guys should check it out.

Don’t Click It

Industrious Clock

PSX, Happy 10th Birthday dude..

It’s been awhile since I last played you. When you’re arrived, I was on cloud 7. That’s the happiest moment on that year. When I first touch your remote, I was like “Amek KAU!!! YES!! YES!!”. I could never forget that moment. You were on my side whenever I needed you. The first game I played was DBZ. Although I lost a lot with my brother, still, it entertains me.

I would bring you along whenever i went on vacations. I regret not taking care of your left ‘ear’. All and all, you’re still loyal to me. Thank you. You’re the best console ever in my heart. I won’t forget your loyalty and patience ( for me smacking your head over and over. Look, it’s not my fault, you’re the one who won’t start up properly). New generations has replaced you, but note this, you’re the pioneer for them. ILY dude.

Mine’s with ‘Gundum’ on it =)

P/S/X: I sounded gay huh?

Take 9 Part 3

1. The finals are almost up. Hopefully I’ve done my best to satisfy both my parents.

2. I’m doing business not for the profit, but for the joy. People will look for me when they need it. Maybe it’s because I felt better when I’m the center of an attention.

3. Nadim is almost empty. There’s few left to take their final final paper. Mine’s on the 15th, which is the last day. sob =(

4. Looking back to the corner won’t make any difference. I’ve need to move on.

5. My gum hurts. Any advice anyone?

6. I’m learning not to hold grudges back. Urm, 249 grudes left.

7. Newcastle is on top of the Coca Cola Championship bebeh. Looking foward to watch them play the so called ‘Big Four’ next season.

8. I never thought Caprice would be this good. I mean at stealing my ear to his song.

9. I’m planning something big yet small this coming holiday. Wanna know what?

 

Take 9 part 2

1. I ran 5 km yesterday’s morning.  The fact that I have a math test didn’t bother me at all.

2. The finals are around the corner. Someone please wake me up everyday so I won’t miss any of the finals.

3. I hope Liverpool can win their next game.

4. Insomnia attacked me for the past three days. Now I have pimples all over my face.

5. The hakka dance around UiTM was a blast.

6. The Hung Hing’s futsal was lame.

7. My bootcamp is almost over. Just 4 more weeks left.

8. I’m selling top up

9. I lose some weight… I guess.

1. I ran 5 km yesterday’s morning.  The fact that I have a math test didn’t bother me at all.

2. The finals are around the corner. Someone please wake me up everyday so I won’t miss any of the finals.

3. I hope Liverpool can win their next game.

4. Insomnia attacked me for the past three days. Now I have pimples all over my face.

5. The hakka dance around UiTM was a blast.

6. The Hung Hing’s futsal was lame.

7. My bootcamp is almost over. Just 4 more weeks left.

8. I’m selling top up : )

9. I lose some weight… I guess. : (

Pak Guard

Even the Guards can’t do a thing to Nadimians

Take 9 part 1

1. Ini aku amek dari die, so ini copyright die. sori aku kopi o paste kaya roti telur dengan bawang. Stir, not shake. *mamak menghempuk kepala aku kat atas meja makan*

2. I’ve dreamt bout Lex for the past 2 or 3 days now. It’s a blurry images of her waving to me, yet I never felt so happy since we last met. My heart says go while my brain said no.

3. Dalam bebanyak rutin harian, aku rase rutin tido dalam kelas xleh di ubati. Tiap2 hari tido dalam kelas. Nak kate xcukup tido, cukup. 10 jam sehari bagi aku ok la kan. Anda?

4. Terasa badan makin lemah dari hari ke hari. Nak kate overweight kne tiup ngan angin bole je lagi terbang. Kne minum herbalife kowt?

5. Final makin dekat, malas makin kuat. Kalau bole nak je maen kejar2 dengan angsa tasik. Xpun baling coin dalam tasik so sme ilmu-ilmuan trows absorb masuk dalam kepala. Pas masuk kepala bole trows lompat ke sem6. Pas lompat sem6 kne lompat ke keje trows. Nak keje kat dubai sebab… ok, kne stop merepek.

6. Tinggal bahagian kepala aku je yang xde parut buatan. Kat tangan da kne, kat kaki baru kne. Sakit bai, considered tapak kaki yang kne. Nak solat pun kengkadang susah

7. It really hit me when you said “Nyampah aku ngan ko yang ske blagak nieyh”. Aku rase blagak dalam kentut paling wangi xsalah.

8. Sometimes I felt like running away from my life. At first I thought I was losing my mind. But then again, maybe it’s because I haven’t jogged lately. Anyone wants to jog for me?

9. Yes, I know I didn’t wish you all happy birthdays, so don’t bother wishing my birthday.

A drizzly morning with no one near me